Another entry for most awkward pose in porn.
Another entry for most awkward pose in porn.
It concerns me that those nice white socks are going to get...
It concerns me that those nice white socks are going to get dirty.
I really want to know how much time it took them to set this up...
I really want to know how much time it took them to set this up so that everything lined up perfectly.
I just wanted to commend the model on wearing footwear...
I just wanted to commend the model on wearing footwear appropriate for the situation.
My brain is having a hard time deciding if that's a shirt,...
My brain is having a hard time deciding if that's a shirt, soapsuds, or a shirt made of soapsuds.
Hiatus Over?
I finally got private internet access. I want to start critiquing again, but what if I’ve lost my spark?
Hiatus
My current living situation is one in which I only have internet access in a cafe or on the family computer. Neither of these conditions are conducive to maintaining a blog about porn. As such, I am on hiatus until conditions improve. This may be awhile…
Voyeur bear prefers a greater challenge.
Voyeur bear prefers a greater challenge.
I dare you all to find a shorter skirt.
I dare you all to find a shorter skirt.
Seriously, I don't know why they even bother giving her a...
Seriously, I don't know why they even bother giving her a spoon if that's how she's going to eat spaghetti.
I can't tell whether this is an ad for Juicy Couture, or...
I can't tell whether this is an ad for Juicy Couture, or the laziest set of Halloween costumes ever. And maybe that's for the best.
Submitted by Pornalysis
I would like this photo if it were orientated correctly.
I would like this photo if it were orientated correctly.
I don't think she's actually filling out that...
I don't think she's actually filling out that crossword puzzle. For one, there appears to be no lenses in her glasses, so how is she able to read?
I get the spread-lips-equals-sexy thing, I do. It's just...
I get the spread-lips-equals-sexy thing, I do. It's just that something about the size and shape of hers makes me think of this comic, which…kind of a turnoff, to be honest.
Plus, she looks like she's doing sit-ups, the least sexy form of traditional exercise.
Submitted by Pornalysis
The strange images I come across running this blog don't...
The strange images I come across running this blog don't get to me, it's the trends I start to see.
3rd frog on a nipple picture on this blog, classy
If you're going to take a photo of a woman eating...
If you're going to take a photo of a woman eating chocolate, actually show her eating the chocolate. Her breasts aren't doing anything.
Hiya, I find a lot of your posts hilarious. I hope I don't find any of mine there, though! :)
Your day will come eventually, but not yet because I'm tired. Critiquing porn is hard work.
*That*'s not a volleyball! RUN FOR IT! Submitted by...
*That*'s not a volleyball! RUN FOR IT!
Submitted by Pornalysis
What. The. Hell. Wait, no, maybe we can still salvage some sexy...
What. The. Hell.
Wait, no, maybe we can still salvage some sexy from this situation. Maybe…maybe she was in a rush to show her boobs and needed a place to put her bag of chips, and for…some reason…her lap or the bench just wouldn't do…and she's making that face because…she's proud of her solution and she…likes the feel of chip grease in her hair? That's…that's sexy, right? Right?
Yeah, it's not working for me, either.
Submitted by Pornalysis
It might just be the shadow, but it looks like she has a lazy...
It might just be the shadow, but it looks like she has a lazy eye.
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